It wasn't easy, but I eventually managed to narrow the selection down to a few favourites:
Poe-etic Irony indeed. But just a little too disturbing.
Vampires Beware. Some sound recommendations here. But I don't need a constant reminder of my vampire phobia.
Billy Says It's Haunted. And perhaps it is. But the glow-in-the-dark ghosts are way too gimmicky.
And since I can't possibly be expected to choose between monsters and super villains, I'll just have to order both.